Dialogue I just had with The Boy on the way home from school.
The Boy (Him): Mom, do you have snacks in the car?
Him: Why not?
Me: I don’t know, I did not think you needed any.
Him: When we get home, can I have a snack?
Him: What do we have?
Me: apples, oranges, a sandwich, crackers, yogurt, lemons
Him: lemons, what, you eat lemons, yuck, just tell me what I can eat, not what you can eat
Me: Ok, lemons
Him: NO, I want candy
Me: I am not giving you candy
Him: What, I am a candy eater not a food eater
Me: Then I guess you will go hungry
For anyone concerned, he would go hungry, he ended up eating some seaweed as a snack!